It's Thursday and I'm arguing with Dave over IM as to who has the higher credit score. It's the yuppie arm-wrestling.
Work ends uneventfully, except for the excitement of getting off the island this weekend. "Call me spicy," I relay to Steph. "Huh?"
"I want my nickname to be spicy. I've decided." She's quick to reply that one cannot name (or nickname) himself. After a bit of whining and refusing to do something she uses the new nomenclature, but very reluctantly.
In the morning I'm a bit disoriented because I'm not going to work and yet there are weekday noises outside my window. Kids being dropped off for school, traffic, no dominoes being played.
Dave and I start the pre-weekend-kickoff-bbq a bit late, but the turnout is solid for a weekday thang. Because of the BBQ we shove-off a bit later than expected, but avoid some traffic. We're six in the car which means one the in the back back, Dave volunteers. It seems this weekend accentuates how on the fence we are at this age. It's the constant battle between being mature and not giving a fuck (a.k.a. young). We rent a house to escape the crowds and loud noises, but our shorts have holes in them shirts are frowned upon. We buy organic goat meat at the farmers market, but canned beer on special as an
apertif.
It's 11pm before we get to the house, and there are
too many stars out. It just doesn't seem right. The house is old, rustic, and fantastic. It has everything we need so the first half hour is spent with exploring and telling others what you found, "Oh snap, they got a mortar and pestle!" and "Oh, that's nice, they have organic mosquito repellent."
A bunch of frozie drinks later we start getting cuddly and retire to our respective boudoirs.
I awake to a deafening hissing of crickets alternating between my left and right ear like a hearing test. The air is warm but lacks the urine of its cousin in the city. The stairs creak and the house seems to shift with my heavy head, but I fix a tall glass of ice water and trip out to the porch with nothing on but a towel. In the distance is a large vegetable/herb garden, a barn, a creek and a fire pit (which we thought was a scary, abandoned well the night last). The mature part of me wants this as an investment, the other part needs to fart.
The part of the day that is not wasted rousing ourselves is spent mostly buying groceries for today, tonight, and tomorrow. Having received word of a local watering hole, we venture out for a swim. Less white trash than expected, and hardly a secret. The water is just warm enough to make us go in, and just cold enough to make us all women. A late bbq, some fireflies, a pinch of rain, a hefty serving of rum mixed with dice poker and we're back in bed.
Awake. Repeat. This country tap water is so cold it hurts your teeth when brushing, but I feel the need to suffer a bit. You know, like they did "back when." I tend to go barefoot, even when the sharp rocks pierce my delicate
pieds.
You gotten toughen up, Alan. What if you didn't have the luxury of flip-flops? Then what? "Ow!"
Suck it up!
After a 45 min hike with a few complaints here and there, we arrive at a splendid waterfall/pool/river thing. I'm not sure if we should stay because a couple of locals with a couple of teeth are lounging. "You should jump from 'dere!" points the tatted one. "We would do it with ya, but we gotta head back to the car to get some more Jäger," another retreats.
We stay.
The hick was referring to a ledge about 45-50 feet up above a small pool that is fed by a series of small waterfalls. There is no doubt that all our men eyed that thing hatefully. Why would God put some like this here? This should be a place of relaxation, a place to reflect on times when you were less happy and more stressed than you are right now. The women are adamant that none of us are even coming close to that penis-proving-precipice, but I for one, can't get it out of my head. We toy around with an 8-footer that lands us in the same pool.
I had all but forgotten about the big boy, when a couple of 15-year-old girls arrive and head straight up the side of the hill. The first jumps with almost no hesitation. The second spends the next 35 min staring off the edge and asking technical questions about depth, circumference, wind to height ratios. She was done for 2 minutes into it, and retreats when all questions had been expunged. It made me feel a little bit better that a girl almost half my age and weight chickened out, but not much. Now the pressure was fresh again, the challenge reinstated.
I can feel the adventure coming to an end, so take a bit of a walk up the rocks just to see if we happened to miss a better pool above, and really came about the high jump by accident. From up there it looks like the circus stunt into a glass of water.
Just me and my fear. Weightless silence.
I have never been an adrenaline junkie, I don't even really enjoy the fear. What I do like is knowing how powerful the human mind can be in controlling the body. I enjoy logic beating the intrinsic. I saw other people make the jump and checked the depth of the pool myself. I also know that if you land properly the risk of you being injured or killed starts at about 100 feet. So the only thing that can hurt you is overthinking or freaking out...
ZZWOOOSSSSHHHHHHH. The whirling of water around my ear drums means I'm alive. My foot barely skims the rock bottom and reminds me what I just did.
Back at the house the weekend wraps with trying to soak in as much nature as possible in the last 30 min. Staring at trees, walking in the garden, killing mosquitoes and eating fresh tomatoes. And then it ends.
"I'm really not feeling the city,
hueon."
Me neither, Felipe. Me neither.